Thursday 8 May 2008

Vahe's 16th B'Day Invite: "The Garage Party"

The Garage Party
V’z 16th

“Who wants sooooommmeee….?”

The Garage Party
You, YOU, YOU!!!!
Yo __________ , u seem to have been invited to my “sweet-ass muthaf@$kin 16th birthday partaaaaay” on the 24th of June, Saturday night.

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Where’s this shitty party at???
Check this joint out, (address removed) in tha “illest” neighbourhood around, Mulgrave.

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So…when can I leave?
start: 7:39-8:00 [---===---] finish: 12:48am-till late

B.Y.O. ALCOHOL
Dress
Dress as retro as possible!! Those not wearin at least ONE item that resembles the “retro” (70’s) look will be personally butt-spanked by yours truly with my big black “EGGPLANT OF DOOM”!!!
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RSVP
Whenever, Wherever, Whatever.
Ph. No.: (removed)
Mobile: (removed) … and yes, it’s an Optus mobile so ring me at Free Time ya tight-asses. :P
[v] E-mail: koshayan@eisa.net.au [v]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. why did i used to think i was so cool and funny?
V.

4 comments:

rebecca said...

hahaha...i used to think i was cool and funny too...thank god i see the truth now...

Anonymous said...

you quoted maxwell in the r.s.v.p.
i havent heard maxwell in a few months actually. and guess who still owes me a discful of avatar, pushing daisies etc.
an elephant never forgets.
the fact im not an elephant is irrelevent.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny, and by funny i mean not funny. However it is funny now, and by funny i mean bunny. Sunny by 70's supergroup Boney M, not funny.
I found money in the dunny, that's fungi.
i like it nungi

vahé said...

bec: we now have the hindsight of...hindsight. no wait i sed that wrong.

mel: i been a loyal Maxwell slave since 10yrs ago. and are u SURE ur not an elephant? wat's the great saying, think therefore u are? do u think ur an elephant? or an Olyphant from Lord Of The Rings? or Timothy Olyphant, the star of the film "Hitman"?

postuffa: u are muffa. a muffdiving pink puffa. don't be scruffa, have shave now.

V.